THE PAST

I rememeber those days in school when boys used to write letters to girls!
The boys used  dictionary to form big grammers that they themselves cuold'nt understood!
For example,,,

Dear sugar sweet,
Time and ability plus double capaity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper and why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I Love You spontaneously and as i stand horizontally to the wall and perpendicular to the ground , i only think of you.
You are a fantastic and fabulous girl.
Darling please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because i love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me, each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you.
Each time i see you, my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear.
If only you know what is going on in my encephalon, you would understand.
Thats why i need to see you face to face soon.
sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.